Sunday, December 10

Holiday party excuse generator

There's no reason to waste your precious time dreaming up ways to get out of dreary Christmas parties when you can use the Holiday Party Excuse Generator. Simply plug in a few specifics about the type of party and the tone of the excuse you'd like and out pops a tailor-made missive.
We are happy to say we will be unable to attend your chi-chi holiday wingding. We will be duck pin bowling, and thus spared having to ingest your revolting Mincemeat pie (and what the hell is Mincemeat anyway?). Once the holidays are past, we hope to cross paths with you every now and again ...


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